July 21, 2006

The Stunning Truth

Are you ready?

I don't have a Segway XT. I apologize with deep and true feelings of regret to all of those who have been hurt, misled, or otherwise deeply, deeply saddened.

Nevertheless, I actually have no really strong regrets because (a) to my knowledge, no one was dreadfully hurt, and (b) it was very fun to write.

So, I am being conveniently political. If you were hurt, I apologize; if you loved it, I announce that I enjoyed it with you. Therefore everyone is pleased, contented, and overall happy. A fairytale ending to the story!!!
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6 comments:

  1. Avalanche CowpokeJuly 22, 2006 9:00 AM

    Ummm... ...now just what does a Fairy tale look like???

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  2. CheechJuly 22, 2006 10:55 AM

    WHAT!!!!!!!!!! I am hurt beyond description! ;)

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  3. AnonymousJuly 22, 2006 4:14 PM

    YOU STINK!

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  4. UnknownJuly 22, 2006 4:55 PM

    It's about time. :D

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  5. lisJuly 25, 2006 9:54 PM

    Not hurt! Not fooled either, I'm afraid, but I enjoyed it heartily. :O)

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  6. redsoxwinthisyearJuly 29, 2006 7:55 PM

    Naughty, naughty. Creative story, though. Sounds like you had fun with it.

    This raises an ethical question to consider: should you only be sorry for a sin if someone was dreadfully hurt? Or is sin something to be deeply repentant about regardless of the hurt you perceive to have caused?

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